In Which I Defend My Horrible Ex: Opera

Every now and then, I get introduced to someone who immediately tells me they don't like opera. In addition to being a weird opening gambit when greeting a (former, at this point, but still) opera singer, it's also frustrating. Upon examination, I discover that they've not really seen it. Boiled down to soap, they wouldn't know opera if it pranced up in a doublet and stabbed them with Maestro's baton.  

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Kathryn Allyn
Great News for Lovers of Schadenfreude: The Gift of the Vagi is Back!

The Vagi – the Gift that keeps on giving – is back! The Gift of the Vagi will be at NYC’s Don’t Tell Mama on Wednesday, September 26, at 7pm...For my part, I’m resisting the jokes about how The Vagi is tighter and smoother than the last time I took it out… aren’t you proud of me?  It’s not easy for me to let that slide.  Really want to squeeze one in. 

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Kathryn Allyn
On Dirty Blues

“Spinach has vitamins A, B and D.
pinach never appealed to me.
But one day, having dinner with a guy,
decided to give it a try.
didn’t like it the first time….
Oh, how it grew on me!"...

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Kathryn Allyn
Columbus Day: I’ma letchoo finish, but Dickipedia.org was the best site of all time.

Columbus’s special brand of dickishness is three-fold. First off, his greatest achievement was “discovering” land that was not only already inhabited by millions of people but was also previously “discovered” by Europeans 500 years earlier. Second, his great discovery of the New World happened completely by accident and Columbus went to his grave still believing he had been sailing back and forth to Asia all those years. Third…

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Kathryn Allyn