Gallows Humor, The Apocalypse Edition: Vanessa's divorcing Donnie. I call Shenanigans
VANITY FAIR: Vanessa Trump Reportedly Divorced Don Jr. Because, as We’ve Known for Years, He Is Very Cheap
Yes, yes, we should all support Vanessa Trump in her moment of clarity, as she files for an expedited and uncontested divorce in which assets can be immediately transferred, on the same day that her family's business is subpoenaed. She must be a wreck, poor dear.
I CALL SHENANIGANS.
Somewhere out there, a legal secretary is getting some OT; while bankers do last-round markups on the asset transfer docs, she's confirming the pilot filed the flight plan to Reno and booking Vanessa a flight to [googles non-extradition countries with appropriate decor] the UAE.
Betchoo a dollar.
I'll give her a pass, though, if down the road when the smoke has cleared and he calls for his money, she sends him a pic of her middle finger and keeps it all.